Hello, my name is Shannon and I have magical powers.
While some might consider my particular power a curse, I like to think of it as a gift. I have a knack for getting people back together.
You see, my gift is that the moment I develop an interest in a guy, he will inevitably make out with his most recent ex.
Why this happens, I have not a clue. But it does. And with shocking regularity.
In fact, the last three guys I have fancied have done this. After the first one I was kind of devastated. After the second, I was a bit heartbroken, but I also realized that there might be something weird going on. Granted, that didn't make it suck less. Plus, I still questioned why it happened and thought maybe I had just done something wrong.
After the third, I knew there was something out of the ordinary going on. I wasn't even sad.
It is hard to be upset when you know that you have supernatural abilities.
Also, it is very nice to know that the only reason why boys don't like is you because you're magical.
That's the main reason why it's a gift.
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Nice gift,
ReplyDeletea mate of mine was telling me about a series called True Blood where this lady came to town and she was like the party lady wherever she went people started getting it on and having a good time so maybe your powers like that.
Can we just go over how much i love you? It's a lot.
ReplyDelete"It is very nice to know that the only reason why boys don't like you is because you're magical."
YOU ARE MAGICAL. just like how i'm magical in the way that i can detect crew boys!!! and maybe also see dinosaurs although that one has yet to be confirmed.
but you are also magical in other ways and fuck #1 and fuck #2 and fuck #3 (WHO IS NUMBER THREE???) for not seeingit
PS- your mind reminds me very much of the kid in Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close- unique and eccentric and beautiful. except less naive.
PPS- Ive had one of these things for a while and im still trying to figure it out. mostly i've just been creeping on you and rachel. i hope you're okay with that.
it is very okay. in fact, I encourage creepers. it makes me feel special. WOOT!
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